joke

[Dawn Lawson]

*g*...friend sent it to me today


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."


Dawn

[Rob and Laura]

ha ha ha that was just too funny!!! Thanks for making my day a little bit
better!! I needed a joke.

--
Laura, TTC #2
Mommy to Izabella **Feb 10th, 2003**
And 2 felines *Ashes(3) & George (5)*
http://www.babiesonline.com/babies/i/izabellawelburn/

"Dawn Lawson" > wrote in message
news:F2uub.428252$9l5.307485@pd7tw2no...
> *g*...friend sent it to me today
>
>
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
> examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
> asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
>
> "Breast-fed" she replied.
>
> Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
> dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
> any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
>
>
> Dawn
>

[Andrea]

"Dawn Lawson" wrote in message ...

> *g*...friend sent it to me today
>
>
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
> examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
> asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
>
> "Breast-fed" she replied.
>
> Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
> dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
> any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
>
>
> Dawn
>

LOL thanks for that Dawn it really cheered me up!

--
Andrea mom of 5 - latest addition Kamron David 5 months 20lbs

[Ellie]

Oh that's the first time I've smiled all night !!!

Ellie

"Dawn Lawson" > wrote in message
news:F2uub.428252$9l5.307485@pd7tw2no...
> *g*...friend sent it to me today
>
>
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
> examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
> asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
>
> "Breast-fed" she replied.
>
> Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
> dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
> any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
>
>
> Dawn
>