The Fackrell's
July 31st 03, 08:12 PM
I finally came across a little funny that went around the net a while
back....I hope it helps those of us whose SO's think we just sit and watch
soap operas while eating bonbons!! :
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room
was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile
of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs,
stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was
worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her
pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world did I do all day?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
--
Gwen, Designer Wraps
SAHM to James (9-98) Austin and Amber (5-02)
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back....I hope it helps those of us whose SO's think we just sit and watch
soap operas while eating bonbons!! :
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room
was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile
of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs,
stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was
worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her
pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world did I do all day?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
--
Gwen, Designer Wraps
SAHM to James (9-98) Austin and Amber (5-02)
tired of eBay? Try these great alternatives!
www.tobuytwo.com ....auction house for families of multiples (but singletons
can use it too!)
www.familyauction.com
www.wahmall.com
www.wahmauctions.com