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dolores
July 3rd 03, 01:50 AM
"Kelly" > wrote in message
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> My sister swollowed coins from the age of 4 to 10. We figure she is
> worth about $12.95
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> Maybe it was because we didn't tell mom but my sister never saw a doctor
> about it.
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> She looks and acts like everyone else she is 40 now.
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> Ste wrote:
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> >I caught my daughter, aged 5, chewing a 5p coin today and I severely
> >warned her that she might swallow it. Shoulda took it off her but she
> >was so looking forward to spending it on crap (sic), I let her keep hold
> >it.
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> >Lessons to be learned.
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> >I've just returned from five hours in A&E, X-Ray and now I've got to
> >dive into her poo, every poo, to confirm the damn thing has passed
> >through her digestive system and not lodged in her guts somewhere.
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> >Yes, she did swallow the fecking thing, and I missed Coronation Street,
> >as well. X-Ray shows it safely in her tummy.
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> >Do I send her to school with instructions to the teacher lest she needs
> >to poo?
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> >Keep her off and do the poo myself? Any volunteers? Single dad, five
> >really nice kids, honest!!!
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> >How long?
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> >I am NOT looking forward to this.....
> >
> >Steve in Scotland
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> >
Attach a "One Arm Bandit " to her.....never know, ya might win the jackpot.
Maybe ya could use her in Argos!

Dolores
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