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[dolores]

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Asshole Under Delusional Influence

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Black Man's Weiner (extension)

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
****ing Idiot Allowed to Travel

FORD
Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

SKODA
Some Kind Of Dodgy Automobile

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Vomit on Wheels

Dolores

[Moon Shyne]

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nerd Thinks It's A Cadillac

:-) thanks for the giggle, Dolores


"dolores" > wrote in message
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>
>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> Asshole Under Delusional Influence
>
> BMW
> Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
> Black Man's Weiner (extension)
>
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
> Time
>
> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FIAT
> Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> Fix It All the Time
> Fix it again, Tony!
> ****ing Idiot Allowed to Travel
>
> FORD
> Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
> First On Recall Day
> First On Rust and Deterioration
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fault Of R&D
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
>
> GM
> General Maintenance
>
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
> Got a Mechanic Coming?
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
> Inexpensive...
>
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
> Infuriatingly Late Every day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
> Irregular Leftover Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
>
> SKODA
> Some Kind Of Dodgy Automobile
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
> Vomit on Wheels
>
> Dolores
>
>
>