CME
September 2nd 03, 04:11 AM
The Difference between Ladies and Real Women
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Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess
salt for an instant "fix-me-up.
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,
that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's
motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
You might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the
cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with
your feet up, eating it anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the
pantry for up to a year.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
white mess on the inside of the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate it for
you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine??
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Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess
salt for an instant "fix-me-up.
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,
that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's
motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes."
==================================================
Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
You might still have the headache, but who cares?
==================================================
Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the
cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with
your feet up, eating it anyway.
==================================================
Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the
pantry for up to a year.
==================================================
Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
white mess on the inside of the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate it for
you.
==================================================
Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
==================================================
Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.
==================================================
And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine??