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CME
September 24th 03, 11:12 PM
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first
class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman
and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so
violently after every sneeze?"

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very
rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious,
says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for
it?"

The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."

Cheatum
September 25th 03, 02:46 PM
On Wed 24 Sep 2003 06:12:04p, CME Decided to post this message
, to the newsgroup
alt.support.single-parents

SNIP
>
> The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very
> rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
>
> The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious,
> says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for
> it?"
>
> The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
>
>
>

Now, if I knew she suffered from hay fever I would love to take her on a
romantic picnic right in the heart of a ragweed covered field.

Cheat