lm
November 18th 03, 09:14 PM
OMG Kate, this is exactly what the locals are telling me!
lm
On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 13:06:36 -0600, 'Kate <> wrote:
>WINTER IN NEW ENGLAND
>
>
>I've seen this in many forms.. nothing changes except the location.
>Sometimes it's New England, sometimes Upstate NY. They either move to
>Georgia or Florida. Still a fun read even though it's been around the
>'net and back a few times. Enjoy!
>
>----
>
>AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful
>here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow
>covering them.
>
>OCT 14 Massachusetts is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
>are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
>through the beautiful mountians and saw some deer. They are so
>graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This
>must be paradise. I love it here.
>
>NOV 11 Dear season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
>kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
>
>DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to fine everything blanketed with
>white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
>off the steps and shovled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I
>won), and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again.
>What a beautiful place. I love Massachusetts.
>
>DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
>again to the driveway. I love it here.
>
>DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
>to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow!!!
>
>DEC 22 More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on
>my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve
>and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!!!
>
>DEC 25 Merry ****ing Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my
>hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow I swear I'll kill
>the *******. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to
>melt the ****ing ice.
>
>DEC 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for three days, except
>for shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every
>time. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white ****. The
>weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight.
>Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?????
>
>DEC 28 The ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the white
>**** this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snowplow
>got stuck up in the road and that ******* came to the door and asked to
>borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already
>shoveling all the **** he pushed in the driveway, I broke my last one
>over his ****ing head.
>
>JAN 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
>food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit
>it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts should be
>killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
>
>MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in Town. Would you believe the thing
>is rusting out from that ****ing salt they put all over the roads.
>
>MAY 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
>mind would ever live in the God-forsaken Commenwealth of Massachusetts.
>
>
lm
On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 13:06:36 -0600, 'Kate <> wrote:
>WINTER IN NEW ENGLAND
>
>
>I've seen this in many forms.. nothing changes except the location.
>Sometimes it's New England, sometimes Upstate NY. They either move to
>Georgia or Florida. Still a fun read even though it's been around the
>'net and back a few times. Enjoy!
>
>----
>
>AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful
>here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow
>covering them.
>
>OCT 14 Massachusetts is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
>are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
>through the beautiful mountians and saw some deer. They are so
>graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This
>must be paradise. I love it here.
>
>NOV 11 Dear season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
>kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
>
>DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to fine everything blanketed with
>white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
>off the steps and shovled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I
>won), and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again.
>What a beautiful place. I love Massachusetts.
>
>DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
>again to the driveway. I love it here.
>
>DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
>to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow!!!
>
>DEC 22 More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on
>my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve
>and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!!!
>
>DEC 25 Merry ****ing Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my
>hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow I swear I'll kill
>the *******. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to
>melt the ****ing ice.
>
>DEC 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for three days, except
>for shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every
>time. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white ****. The
>weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight.
>Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?????
>
>DEC 28 The ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the white
>**** this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snowplow
>got stuck up in the road and that ******* came to the door and asked to
>borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already
>shoveling all the **** he pushed in the driveway, I broke my last one
>over his ****ing head.
>
>JAN 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
>food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit
>it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts should be
>killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
>
>MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in Town. Would you believe the thing
>is rusting out from that ****ing salt they put all over the roads.
>
>MAY 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
>mind would ever live in the God-forsaken Commenwealth of Massachusetts.
>
>