Jokes of the day, any more?

[Dennis Here]

An arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson. Apparently Police
found class A drugs in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C
in his bedroom.


Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and Michael Jackson met for a meal. They had
the usual stuff - a starter, main course and sweet, followed by coffee and
under eights.

Q. What time is bedtime in Neverland?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand



Q. Whats small and brown and can be found in babies nappies

A. Jackos finger

[Tiffany]

Dennis Here oureply>
wrote in message ...
>
> An arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson. Apparently Police
> found class A drugs in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class
5C
> in his bedroom.
>
>
> Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and Michael Jackson met for a meal. They had
> the usual stuff - a starter, main course and sweet, followed by coffee and
> under eights.
>
> Q. What time is bedtime in Neverland?
>
> A. When the big hand touches the little hand
>
>
>
> Q. Whats small and brown and can be found in babies nappies
>
> A. Jackos finger
>
>
>

Now that is just wrong. lol

T

[HanK]

"Dennis Here"

It was fun to see a load of yanks ripping the **** about Prince tampom boy
and the butler, but lol Wacko Jacko takes the biscuit, dirty little Yank.