Thought For The Day !

[Bebe lestrnge]

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
ideas come from!=A0

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[dolores]

"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
ideas come from!

Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...

Now's *there's* a thought!

Dolores

[Bebelestrnge]

>Subject: Re: Thought For The Day !
>From: "dolores"
>Date: 3/26/2004 6:49 PM Eastern Standard Time
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>"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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>Never hold your farts in.
>They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
>ideas come from!
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>Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
>'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...

LMAO!!!!!! Delores I *Knew* I could count on you!

>Now's *there's* a thought!

and I *am* thinking LMAO , I love you're quick wit, reminds me of someone I use
to know. Bev
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[Alex Nemeth]

On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 23:49:50 -0000, "dolores" >
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>"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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>Never hold your farts in.
>They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
>ideas come from!
>
>Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
>'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...
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>Now's *there's* a thought!
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Reminds me of an old saying

"Here I sit so broken hearted"
"Came to ****, but only farted"
"While Zipping up I took a chance"
"Went to fart and **** my pants"


Alex - Well back to the books

[V]

"Alex Nemeth" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 23:49:50 -0000, "dolores" >
> wrote:
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> >"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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> >Never hold your farts in.
> >They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
> >ideas come from!
> >
> >Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
> >'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...
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> >Now's *there's* a thought!
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> Reminds me of an old saying
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> "Here I sit so broken hearted"
> "Came to ****, but only farted"
> "While Zipping up I took a chance"
> "Went to fart and **** my pants"
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> Alex - Well back to the books
>

Gross!
Alex: get back to the books!
V

[Bebelestrnge]

>Subject: Re: Thought For The Day !
>From: Alex Nemeth
>Date: 3/29/2004 6:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
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>On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 23:49:50 -0000, "dolores" >
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>>"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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>>Never hold your farts in.
>>They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
>>ideas come from!
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>>Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
>>'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...
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>>Now's *there's* a thought!
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>Reminds me of an old saying
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>"Here I sit so broken hearted"
>"Came to ****, but only farted"
>"While Zipping up I took a chance"
>"Went to fart and **** my pants"
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>Alex - Well back to the books
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LOL! Yep heard that one too........still makes me giggle. It is really all
about having teens in the house ! :) Bev
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[Bebelestrnge]

>Subject: Re: Thought For The Day !
>From: "V"
>Date: 3/29/2004 8:19 PM Eastern Standard Time
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>"Alex Nemeth" > wrote in message
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>> On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 23:49:50 -0000, "dolores" >
>> wrote:
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>> >"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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>> >Never hold your farts in.
>> >They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
>> >ideas come from!
>> >
>> >Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
>> >'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...
>> >
>> >Now's *there's* a thought!
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>> Reminds me of an old saying
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>> "Here I sit so broken hearted"
>> "Came to ****, but only farted"
>> "While Zipping up I took a chance"
>> "Went to fart and **** my pants"
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>> Alex - Well back to the books
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>Gross!
>Alex: get back to the books!
>V
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LOL! Bev

[V]

"Bebelestrnge" > wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Thought For The Day !
> >From: Alex Nemeth
> >Date: 3/29/2004 6:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
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> >On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 23:49:50 -0000, "dolores" >
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> >>"Bebe lestrnge" > wrote in message
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> >>Never hold your farts in.
> >>They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty
> >>ideas come from!
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> >>Yes......that's all very well......but is it a 'good' idea......or a
> >>'****ty' idea to let a fart out when ya've got a dose of the skitters!!...
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> >>Now's *there's* a thought!
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> >Reminds me of an old saying
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> >"Here I sit so broken hearted"
> >"Came to ****, but only farted"
> >"While Zipping up I took a chance"
> >"Went to fart and **** my pants"
> >
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> >Alex - Well back to the books
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> LOL! Yep heard that one too........still makes me giggle. It is really all
> about having teens in the house ! :) Bev

Mine are still in the stage where they are singing songs like, "when yer
walkin down the hall and you hear something fall...::insert nasty noise:: when
yer climbin up a ladder and you hear somethin' splatter ::insert noise again::
, which I have found can be easily acheived using both hands palms up and wet
lips, but J has it down to a tee by using a sweaty palm and the bend of his
knee.
heh.
V