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August 1st 03, 06:07 PM
Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
:
> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
> "news:Xns93C8EDE46F796spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by Slurms
> McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>
>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
>>> "news:Xns93C8A95C18C70spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by
>>> Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
>>> this:
>>>
>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
>>>>> "news:Xns93C887BF9BC58spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by
>>>>> Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
>>>>> this:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>>>> :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
>>>>>>> was "news:Xns93C87B16CC636spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com"
>>>>>>> (by Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went
>>>>>>> like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It seems that on 29 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
>>>>>>>>> was " (by
>>>>>>>>> Comrade). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> non-profit to me, the cost of the book covers on-demand
>>>>>>>>>> publishing costs only, this is not a commercial post,
>>>>>>>>>> there is NO PROFIT to me
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you like what I have to say, then you know I say it,
>>>>>>>>>> for no profit, but the institution of communal thought,
>>>>>>>>>> you can get books to give people who cannot get on
>>>>>>>>>> internet, OFCOURSE MY WEBSITE REFLECTS my my current views
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.mysolution.ws
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the cost is $13.90 here is the place to purchase
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.trafford.com/4dcgi/robots/02-0856.html
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I am currently with an on-demand publisher, that has been
>>>>>>>>>> EXCELLENT, in every regard.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you can get my book to people for cheaper, I will
>>>>>>>>>> consider a publishing arrangement. I am not in physical
>>>>>>>>>> bookstores, yet, I am in online bookstores, though.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> on amazon.com (note price increase to $13.90)
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1553951425/qi
>>>>>>>>>> d= 10 59 53
>>>>>>>>>> 4037/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-3792239-2018437?v=glance&s=books
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Actually it's cheaper. It's $10.62.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the best place to get it is through trafford.com, though
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.trafford.com/4dcgi/robots/02-0856.html
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I would have to say that if your writing style is anything
>>>>>>>>> like the "About The Author" and "Book Description" blurbs
>>>>>>>>> you wrote, then you need a better editor. Run on sentences
>>>>>>>>> and multi-page paragraphs don't generally go over well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Check your premise.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Check, check. Check One, Check Two...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mary had a little ****ing lamb, but then Mary was sent to
>>>>>>> jail for zoophilia and the lamb was placed in a foster
>>>>>>> facility, where it was later sold to a company whose fondest
>>>>>>> wish (other than to make lots of money) was to turn the lamb
>>>>>>> which was formerly belonging to Mary, but had been taken away
>>>>>>> from her due to her various perversions, into a gyro or two
>>>>>>> (or as many as they could stretch the meat from the lamb
>>>>>>> into), which would then be sold at the mediterranean
>>>>>>> restaurant on 2nd and main, located directly across from the
>>>>>>> old Sears building. However, when the lamb was cut open, it
>>>>>>> was discovered that there was no usable meat due to an an
>>>>>>> extensive ocological incursion. So what was to be done with
>>>>>>> the carcass? Well, that was a matter of much debate, as the
>>>>>>> board of the company who bought Mary's former lamb were
>>>>>>> trying to decide if they could be held liable for any damages
>>>>>>> caused by the serving of tainted meat. This matter was the
>>>>>>> subject of no less than 10 board meetings (meatings?), which
>>>>>>> were all accompanied by much disagreement and shouting
>>>>>>> amongst the board members, some of whom were in favor of
>>>>>>> serving the tainted meat, while others were vehemently
>>>>>>> opposed. Unfortunately, during all this debate, the lamb's
>>>>>>> corpse was left out, and so the meat, useful or not due to
>>>>>>> the cancerous growth, spoiled and began to decompose. This
>>>>>>> may have made the immediate debate pointless, but the board
>>>>>>> (in a rare moment of understanding), decided that they needed
>>>>>>> to get this decision out of the way, since it was likely to
>>>>>>> come up again at some point in the future. And so the debate
>>>>>>> raged on, never ending, and as potent as ever, until one day
>>>>>>> the entire board was sitting around (arguing yet again, of
>>>>>>> course) and the building caught fire. The fire, it seems,
>>>>>>> was caused by an errant spark which came from a pyre the
>>>>>>> workers had built to dispose of the lamb's carcass, which as
>>>>>>> I previously stated was left out to rot and stink for days
>>>>>>> while the board was arguing over what to do with the meat."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Okay, what's next?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doubleday is prepared to advance you $250,000.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bah! What kind of agent are you? I want Random House. GET ME
>>>>> RANDOM HOUSE!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That would be entirely too logical. I can offer you Paladin
>>>> Press, with their alleged CIA backing.
>>>
>>> I'll see your Paladin Press, with their alleged CIA backing, and
>>> raise you a McGraw-Hill, what is publicly traded, and might well
>>> be responsible for some formative decisions made in many
>>> children's lives, therefor resulting in some form of control over
>>> their lives as adults.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Oh, that is ****ing perverse.
>>
>> Almost as perverse as the Frog and Toad parody book I'm working
>> on.
>
> I *LOVED* Frog and Toad! From my formative years, I've always taken
> the lesson of the "To Do Today" list story with me...
>
> Never make a To Do Today list!
>
> Are you parodying that story?
>
>
Toad leads an unsuspecting from into the woods and kills him to cover up
their homosexual liasons.
So, yes.
--
Can I borrow a feeling?
http://www.mp3.com/gortician
Bass for your anus:
http://www.mp3.com/manticore
http://www.mp3.com/meterversusyard
http://www.mp3.com/highc
http://www.mp3.com/measurerecs.
"[The artwork of Andrew Penland] is REAL...what I mean by "real" is that
it made NEW THOUGHTS occur in my head, which would have never otherwise
occurred." --Full Force Frank
:
> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
> "news:Xns93C8EDE46F796spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by Slurms
> McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>
>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
>>> "news:Xns93C8A95C18C70spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by
>>> Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
>>> this:
>>>
>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
>>>>> "news:Xns93C887BF9BC58spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com" (by
>>>>> Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went like
>>>>> this:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>>>> :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It seems that on 30 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
>>>>>>> was "news:Xns93C87B16CC636spamspamspamspamspam@bedoper. com"
>>>>>>> (by Slurms McKenzie). It was a catchy little ditty that went
>>>>>>> like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken > wrote in
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It seems that on 29 Jul 2003, the number one hit in Croatia
>>>>>>>>> was " (by
>>>>>>>>> Comrade). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> non-profit to me, the cost of the book covers on-demand
>>>>>>>>>> publishing costs only, this is not a commercial post,
>>>>>>>>>> there is NO PROFIT to me
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you like what I have to say, then you know I say it,
>>>>>>>>>> for no profit, but the institution of communal thought,
>>>>>>>>>> you can get books to give people who cannot get on
>>>>>>>>>> internet, OFCOURSE MY WEBSITE REFLECTS my my current views
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.mysolution.ws
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the cost is $13.90 here is the place to purchase
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.trafford.com/4dcgi/robots/02-0856.html
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I am currently with an on-demand publisher, that has been
>>>>>>>>>> EXCELLENT, in every regard.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you can get my book to people for cheaper, I will
>>>>>>>>>> consider a publishing arrangement. I am not in physical
>>>>>>>>>> bookstores, yet, I am in online bookstores, though.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> on amazon.com (note price increase to $13.90)
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1553951425/qi
>>>>>>>>>> d= 10 59 53
>>>>>>>>>> 4037/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-3792239-2018437?v=glance&s=books
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Actually it's cheaper. It's $10.62.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the best place to get it is through trafford.com, though
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.trafford.com/4dcgi/robots/02-0856.html
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I would have to say that if your writing style is anything
>>>>>>>>> like the "About The Author" and "Book Description" blurbs
>>>>>>>>> you wrote, then you need a better editor. Run on sentences
>>>>>>>>> and multi-page paragraphs don't generally go over well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Check your premise.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Check, check. Check One, Check Two...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mary had a little ****ing lamb, but then Mary was sent to
>>>>>>> jail for zoophilia and the lamb was placed in a foster
>>>>>>> facility, where it was later sold to a company whose fondest
>>>>>>> wish (other than to make lots of money) was to turn the lamb
>>>>>>> which was formerly belonging to Mary, but had been taken away
>>>>>>> from her due to her various perversions, into a gyro or two
>>>>>>> (or as many as they could stretch the meat from the lamb
>>>>>>> into), which would then be sold at the mediterranean
>>>>>>> restaurant on 2nd and main, located directly across from the
>>>>>>> old Sears building. However, when the lamb was cut open, it
>>>>>>> was discovered that there was no usable meat due to an an
>>>>>>> extensive ocological incursion. So what was to be done with
>>>>>>> the carcass? Well, that was a matter of much debate, as the
>>>>>>> board of the company who bought Mary's former lamb were
>>>>>>> trying to decide if they could be held liable for any damages
>>>>>>> caused by the serving of tainted meat. This matter was the
>>>>>>> subject of no less than 10 board meetings (meatings?), which
>>>>>>> were all accompanied by much disagreement and shouting
>>>>>>> amongst the board members, some of whom were in favor of
>>>>>>> serving the tainted meat, while others were vehemently
>>>>>>> opposed. Unfortunately, during all this debate, the lamb's
>>>>>>> corpse was left out, and so the meat, useful or not due to
>>>>>>> the cancerous growth, spoiled and began to decompose. This
>>>>>>> may have made the immediate debate pointless, but the board
>>>>>>> (in a rare moment of understanding), decided that they needed
>>>>>>> to get this decision out of the way, since it was likely to
>>>>>>> come up again at some point in the future. And so the debate
>>>>>>> raged on, never ending, and as potent as ever, until one day
>>>>>>> the entire board was sitting around (arguing yet again, of
>>>>>>> course) and the building caught fire. The fire, it seems,
>>>>>>> was caused by an errant spark which came from a pyre the
>>>>>>> workers had built to dispose of the lamb's carcass, which as
>>>>>>> I previously stated was left out to rot and stink for days
>>>>>>> while the board was arguing over what to do with the meat."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Okay, what's next?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doubleday is prepared to advance you $250,000.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bah! What kind of agent are you? I want Random House. GET ME
>>>>> RANDOM HOUSE!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That would be entirely too logical. I can offer you Paladin
>>>> Press, with their alleged CIA backing.
>>>
>>> I'll see your Paladin Press, with their alleged CIA backing, and
>>> raise you a McGraw-Hill, what is publicly traded, and might well
>>> be responsible for some formative decisions made in many
>>> children's lives, therefor resulting in some form of control over
>>> their lives as adults.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Oh, that is ****ing perverse.
>>
>> Almost as perverse as the Frog and Toad parody book I'm working
>> on.
>
> I *LOVED* Frog and Toad! From my formative years, I've always taken
> the lesson of the "To Do Today" list story with me...
>
> Never make a To Do Today list!
>
> Are you parodying that story?
>
>
Toad leads an unsuspecting from into the woods and kills him to cover up
their homosexual liasons.
So, yes.
--
Can I borrow a feeling?
http://www.mp3.com/gortician
Bass for your anus:
http://www.mp3.com/manticore
http://www.mp3.com/meterversusyard
http://www.mp3.com/highc
http://www.mp3.com/measurerecs.
"[The artwork of Andrew Penland] is REAL...what I mean by "real" is that
it made NEW THOUGHTS occur in my head, which would have never otherwise
occurred." --Full Force Frank