Re: mmmm quiet. Nice

[Moon Shyne]

"'Kate" > wrote in message
...
> Mom would never say
> Things Mom Would Never Say
>
> 1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
>
> 2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
>
> 3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more
> cheery"
>
> 4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
>
> 5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and
> walk him every day"
>
> 6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
>
> 7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm
> running a prison around here."
>
> 8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
>
> 9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
>

<snicker>

[Kim]

"'Kate" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:12:19 GMT, "Moon Shyne" >
> the following was posted in blue dry erase marker:
>
>>
>>"'Kate" > wrote in message
...
>>> Mom would never say
>>> Things Mom Would Never Say
>>>
>>> 1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
>>>
>>> 2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
>>>
>>> 3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more
>>> cheery"
>>>
>>> 4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
>>>
>>> 5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and
>>> walk him every day"
>>>
>>> 6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
>>>
>>> 7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm
>>> running a prison around here."
>>>
>>> 8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
>>>
>>> 9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
>>>
>>
>><snicker>
>
> I'm going to memorize a few and try them out right before I say, "NOT".
>

Actually... I've said 4 teehee... One I meant and the other 3 I was being
sarcastic... BUT I've said them outloud yes yes I have LOL