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December 22nd 05, 04:23 PM
For My Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish
you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America
in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed,
color,
age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others,
and
is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion
of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish
you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America
in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed,
color,
age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others,
and
is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion
of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year