"Chris" wrote in
I'm already married to my dog. Even though the government discriminates
against us, that doesn't matter because we are still in love with each
other and married in our hearts. As a matter of fact, I even have our lil'
homemade "dog"ument to prove it. 
Yes but the government will be too glad to seize your income if you have any
puppies with your bitch! LOL