ah the good doctor is always right, my child!

"A creative suggestion: teach him how to write his name in the snow.
Then when he has to go, he will want to go outside. :-)"
What?!!! this is sick! not only will his baggage suddenly be exposed to
"less-then-diserable circumstance" but as a 10yo boy (i assume) this
can be detrimental to their budding little blossom!