"Tom Pants Fiasco"

I've noticed that people are starting to think of Tom Pants as
something horrible and a huge problem. This is N0T true. People who
say Tom Pants are a "fiasco" don't have to hook so don't pay attention
to them. People are senseless about the pronouncing of their baggage,
they think it needs to be huge. yet, they are so0 wrong. Ay, this
brings me back to the Lochenjohn's days. Reminds me of a song my
fellow lumberjack wrote, a love song it is.

"Lady, oooohh, fine lady, Ya know, I'd like to take you back to
Lochenjohns, with me. We'll flyy, fly away to Lochenjohns..."

I felt I should share this song with you, because it is suc ha
beautiful thing. It makes me feel so wonderful to hear this beautiful
song, which, is changing lives around the world. Just remember,
pronounce your baggage.