Elisabeth Hasselbeck Loses Her **** on The View

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,

"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!
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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,


"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!

Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?
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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,


"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!

Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?

HAHAHAHA!

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,


"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!

Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?


You aren't speaking of the "crime" of "Onanism", are you? It's at least
"robbing the cradle", according to many xians. But why arbitrarily
decide that life begins at conception. How about life beginning at the
first date?


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threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,


"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!

Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?

HAHAHAHA!


It's not murder, but it can be painful to hold it in.


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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,


"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!

Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?

And if he commits the "sin of Onan"? What then? That poor dude was
struck dead *stat*!

655321

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,

"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!
Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?


You aren't speaking of the "crime" of "Onanism", are you?

Urgh. You beat me to that.

But this is different. One can stop screwing prior to ejaculation. I
think there's even a philosophy/religion that supports such behavior...
something about preserving energy or some such...

It's at least "robbing the cradle", according to many xians. But why arbitrarily
decide that life begins at conception. How about life beginning at the
first date?

Or life beginning at "Hey...check out that ass!"

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It's at least "robbing the cradle", according to many xians. But
why arbitrarily
decide that life begins at conception. How about life beginning at
the first date?

Or life beginning at "Hey...check out that ass!"

Damn. I've got so many kids now...at least 10 from yesterday alone! =0

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Indict.
Impeach.
Imprison.

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,

"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!
Yeah, if he doesn't climax, is that murder?


You aren't speaking of the "crime" of "Onanism", are you?

Urgh. You beat me to that.

But this is different. One can stop screwing prior to ejaculation. I
think there's even a philosophy/religion that supports such behavior...
something about preserving energy or some such...

It's at least "robbing the cradle", according to many xians. But why arbitrarily
decide that life begins at conception. How about life beginning at the
first date?

Or life beginning at "Hey...check out that ass!"

Jebus said that if you thought lustfully about a woman that you had
already committed adultery with her in your own mind. And since you're
going to be punished in the same way as if you had actually committed
the infraction, you might as well go ahead and rape her/him for real,
according to "Jebus logic".

--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins

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It's rare that The View's resident pretty-but-dumb blonde Elisabeth
Hasselbeck says more than 3 seconds worth of right-wing drivel, but
when she does, it's out of passion. Today the ladies (with special
guest co-host Lisa Loeb) discussed the over-the-counter availability
of morning-after pill Plan B, and of course this sent young Hasselbeck
into a tizzy of earnest "life begins at penetration" arguments,

"life begins at penetration"?!? Well, that's a new one!


Soon it will begin after the second drink...........

Or after the first bat of an eyelash
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ******* Extraordinaire
#1557