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Old September 24th 03, 11:12 PM
CME
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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first
class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman
and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so
violently after every sneeze?"

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very
rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious,
says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for
it?"

The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."


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Old September 25th 03, 02:46 PM
Cheatum
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On Wed 24 Sep 2003 06:12:04p, CME Decided to post this message
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SNIP

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very
rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious,
says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for
it?"

The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."




Now, if I knew she suffered from hay fever I would love to take her on a
romantic picnic right in the heart of a ragweed covered field.

Cheat

 




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