Attorney Joke (Attn: Texas 'Super Lawyer' Jeff Rasansky)

PREGNANT WOMEN: Obstetricians are closing birth canals up to 30%.

It's easy to allow your birth canal to OPEN the "extra" up to 30%.

See ACOG's 2005 edition: How NOT to birth
http://health.groups.yahoo.com /group/chiro-list/message/3606

(Obstetricians are also routinely robbing babies of up to 50% of their
blood volume - it's happening to EVERY CESAREAN BABY, according to retired
obstetrician George Malcolm Morley, MB ChB FACOG. *This too is easily
prevented. See the just-cited URL.)



ATTORNEY JOKE


What do you have when an attorney is buried up to his neck in sand?


Answer below.





































Not enough sand!



Just kidding!


HERE'S ANOTHER GOOD ATTORNEY JOKE...

"THE LEGAL RIGHT TO KNOW"...

By Texas Super Lawyer JEFF RASANSKY:

"[u]nnecessary birthing injuries occur during delivery...[Y]ou have the
legal right to know if something could have been done to prevent those
injuries."
--Atty. Jeff Rasansky (2001 $11 million birth injury settlement was the
largest in the State of Texas - in 2003 Jeff was voted Texas Super Lawyer)
http://www.cerebralpalsytexas.com/birth_injuries.htm


WHY ATTORNEY RASANSKY'S JOKE IS FUNNY...SORDIDLY FUNNY

Atty Rasansky makes no mention of the FACT that obstetricians are LYING to
cover-up the fact that they are closing birth canals up to 30% and keeping
birth canals closed the "extra" up to 30% when babies get stuck...

To my knowledge, not ONE birth trauma attorney has told a jury that
obstetricians are LYING to cover-up the fact that they are closing birth
canals up to 30% and keeping birth canals closed the "extra" up to 30% when
babies get stuck...

Just like burying attorneys with sand is not really very funny, it's not
really very funny to tell parents that they have "the
legal right to know" (if something could have been done to prevent their
child's birth injury) - and then neglect to tell them that obstetricians are
keeping birth canals closed up to 30% and lying to cover-up.

Incidentally, Lisa Muscarella, a board member for the United Brachial Plexus
Network/UBPN is also failing to tell parents that obstetricians are lying to
cover-up their bizarre birth-canal-closing behavior.

My suspicion is that UBPN is actually run by obstetricians - via attorneys -
with help from people who are willing to leave out key facts - like UBPN
Lisa who - over my protests - is still failing to disclose the Four OB Lies
in her UBPN "prevention" essay.

For the Four OB Lies (they are whoppers)...

See again: ACOG's 2005 edition: How NOT to birth
http://health.groups.yahoo.com /group/chiro-list/message/3606

NOTE: About a year ago I emailed Atty Rasansky about obstetricians closing
birth canals up to 30%, etc.

See http://groups-beta.google.com/group/
misc.health.alternative/msg/a9381858aed80e54?

I never heard back from him - but maybe he just didn't get my email.

I just got some spam from Atty Rasansky - his June 5 newsletter "Legal
Matters" in which he writes:

"Medical mistakes during the labor and delivery process are to often to
blame in cases of Cerebral Palsy...For more information, please visit the
Rasansky Law Firm's websites dedicated to Cerebral Palsy."
http://www.cerebral-palsy-information.com/
http://www.cplawhelp.com/
http://www.cerebralpalsytexas.com/


Attorney Rasansky's spam said "Reply to " - so I
emailed him just now and reminded him about the grisly obstetric behavior.

My email bounced back to me.

I will cc this email to Atty Rasansky via...
http://www.cerebralpalsytexas.com/co...lsy_lawyer.htm

Obstetricians are slicing vaginas en masse (episiotomy) -
surgically/fraudulently inferring they are doing every to open birth canals
- even as they close the birth canals the "extra" up to 30%.

Jeff, which is worse - sexual assault with a pool cue (vagina penetrated) -
or this just mentioned obstetric sexual assault (vagina penetrated and
SLICED)?

For further details about both...

See Birth (and pool cue) sexual assault (also: Stroock attorneys to help
babies?)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/3629

Thanks for reading everyone.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo
Hillsboro, Oregon


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