Ladies! Wealthy man's semen for you!

Hello, my name is Jenny Tavares, and I have an interesting business
proposition for you ladies out there.

My ex-boyfriend is a research engineer who makes close to $300,000 per
year. Unbeknownst to him I have been collecting samples of his semen
over the last year of our relationship, after I decided to dump his
worthless, cheating ass.

These samples were taken to a local fertility clinic for cryogenic
freeze.

This is my plan to ruin this *******. I am selling off samples of his
semen, which will be rush delivered still living to YOU. You can use
these samples to impregnate yourself with his child or children. Samples
come with a wealth of personal information on this *******, which will
make it very easy for you to track him down when the time comes.

What do you get? Well ladies it works out to about 1/4 of his income, or
over $70,000 per year! I have already spoken to three lawyers in his
state and they tell me that even if the courts lessen his award by half
this still means $35,000 of TAX FREE income for YOU, EVERY year!

Yes, I am now pregnant with his child -- but I invite YOU to join the
family! For an investment of only $250 (this is used to pay for
cryogenic, fertility visits, and shipping costs, as I am revenge-based,
non-profit), YOU could be in on twenty years of fool-proof, TAX FREE
income!

I want to completely ruin him but not so much that he can't continue
paying each and every one of us, so I am going to have to limit the
applicants to a select few. If you are interested in my proposal and
want to receive an application, please e-mail me directly or respond to
my post (I will contact you). I'm looking to keep this into the low
single-digits here, so you gotta act fast if you wanna be in on the
goods!

Ciao, ladies!

Ruination to ALL MEN!!!

Jenny T.

Troll. plonk

Troll. plonk

What makes you think that?

Mel Gamble

Jon wrote:

Troll. plonk

What makes you think that?

Mel Gamble

Jon wrote:

Troll. plonk

SO...

A few days and a number of posts later, here's the fruit that this little
gem bo

A few men were curious how the ladies would react.

A few ladies and men pointed out that this was probably a troll.

One person figured out who it was.

But, interestingly enough...

* NO ONE contended that this scenario could not happen IRL.

* NO ONE ventured a guess about the outcome of such a scenario, IRL.

This silence speaks volumes. The fact is, our legal system being what it
is, this scenario COULD WELL play itself out in the not too distant
future! A wealthy man could be kidnapped, have his semen extracted, and
shared by a small number of females to impregnate themselves with and
attatch themselves to his wallet for the next twenty years -- legally the
most that they would be charged with would be kidnapping, and I think
there was a recent case where all that happened to the women in question
(who performed oral sex on the man they KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS and
kidnapped) was that they were charged with kidnapping -- no concrete
punishments.

Would the courts award CS to the ladies? I would be inclined to think
yes, considering cases like those underaged boys who were statutorily
raped and then ordered to pay CS to their rapists because "the innocent
child shouldn't suffer for the mother's acts".

What would the ultimate outcome of a case like this be? I suspect it
might be a case of the courts cutting themselves just enough rope to
hang themselves with. Imagine Bill Gates kidnapped by a trio of women,
harvested of his semen, and then turned loose after they had impregnated
themselves. HMM!

No real discussion on this, though, because too many people already know
the answers. Absolutely insane.

I still say this would make a great premise for a book, and it might be
just the Uncle Tom's Cabin that groups like Choice for Men need to push
their agenda into the spotlight. Make the guy Black, and give him a gay
lawyer whose sexuality caused him questionably legal problems in having
access to his own kids (he was married before coming out of the closet).
You've got a winner here!

- Ron ^*^



Jenny Tavares wrote:

Hello, my name is Jenny Tavares, and I have an interesting business
proposition for you ladies out there.

My ex-boyfriend is a research engineer who makes close to $300,000 per
year. Unbeknownst to him I have been collecting samples of his semen
over the last year of our relationship, after I decided to dump his
worthless, cheating ass.

These samples were taken to a local fertility clinic for cryogenic
freeze.

This is my plan to ruin this *******. I am selling off samples of his
semen, which will be rush delivered still living to YOU. You can use
these samples to impregnate yourself with his child or children. Samples
come with a wealth of personal information on this *******, which will
make it very easy for you to track him down when the time comes.

What do you get? Well ladies it works out to about 1/4 of his income, or
over $70,000 per year! I have already spoken to three lawyers in his
state and they tell me that even if the courts lessen his award by half
this still means $35,000 of TAX FREE income for YOU, EVERY year!

Yes, I am now pregnant with his child -- but I invite YOU to join the
family! For an investment of only $250 (this is used to pay for
cryogenic, fertility visits, and shipping costs, as I am revenge-based,
non-profit), YOU could be in on twenty years of fool-proof, TAX FREE
income!

I want to completely ruin him but not so much that he can't continue
paying each and every one of us, so I am going to have to limit the
applicants to a select few. If you are interested in my proposal and
want to receive an application, please e-mail me directly or respond to
my post (I will contact you). I'm looking to keep this into the low
single-digits here, so you gotta act fast if you wanna be in on the
goods!

Ciao, ladies!

Ruination to ALL MEN!!!

Jenny T.

SO...

A few days and a number of posts later, here's the fruit that this little
gem bo

A few men were curious how the ladies would react.

A few ladies and men pointed out that this was probably a troll.

One person figured out who it was.

But, interestingly enough...

* NO ONE contended that this scenario could not happen IRL.

* NO ONE ventured a guess about the outcome of such a scenario, IRL.

This silence speaks volumes. The fact is, our legal system being what it
is, this scenario COULD WELL play itself out in the not too distant
future! A wealthy man could be kidnapped, have his semen extracted, and
shared by a small number of females to impregnate themselves with and
attatch themselves to his wallet for the next twenty years -- legally the
most that they would be charged with would be kidnapping, and I think
there was a recent case where all that happened to the women in question
(who performed oral sex on the man they KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS and
kidnapped) was that they were charged with kidnapping -- no concrete
punishments.

Would the courts award CS to the ladies? I would be inclined to think
yes, considering cases like those underaged boys who were statutorily
raped and then ordered to pay CS to their rapists because "the innocent
child shouldn't suffer for the mother's acts".

What would the ultimate outcome of a case like this be? I suspect it
might be a case of the courts cutting themselves just enough rope to
hang themselves with. Imagine Bill Gates kidnapped by a trio of women,
harvested of his semen, and then turned loose after they had impregnated
themselves. HMM!

No real discussion on this, though, because too many people already know
the answers. Absolutely insane.

I still say this would make a great premise for a book, and it might be
just the Uncle Tom's Cabin that groups like Choice for Men need to push
their agenda into the spotlight. Make the guy Black, and give him a gay
lawyer whose sexuality caused him questionably legal problems in having
access to his own kids (he was married before coming out of the closet).
You've got a winner here!

- Ron ^*^



Jenny Tavares wrote:

Hello, my name is Jenny Tavares, and I have an interesting business
proposition for you ladies out there.

My ex-boyfriend is a research engineer who makes close to $300,000 per
year. Unbeknownst to him I have been collecting samples of his semen
over the last year of our relationship, after I decided to dump his
worthless, cheating ass.

These samples were taken to a local fertility clinic for cryogenic
freeze.

This is my plan to ruin this *******. I am selling off samples of his
semen, which will be rush delivered still living to YOU. You can use
these samples to impregnate yourself with his child or children. Samples
come with a wealth of personal information on this *******, which will
make it very easy for you to track him down when the time comes.

What do you get? Well ladies it works out to about 1/4 of his income, or
over $70,000 per year! I have already spoken to three lawyers in his
state and they tell me that even if the courts lessen his award by half
this still means $35,000 of TAX FREE income for YOU, EVERY year!

Yes, I am now pregnant with his child -- but I invite YOU to join the
family! For an investment of only $250 (this is used to pay for
cryogenic, fertility visits, and shipping costs, as I am revenge-based,
non-profit), YOU could be in on twenty years of fool-proof, TAX FREE
income!

I want to completely ruin him but not so much that he can't continue
paying each and every one of us, so I am going to have to limit the
applicants to a select few. If you are interested in my proposal and
want to receive an application, please e-mail me directly or respond to
my post (I will contact you). I'm looking to keep this into the low
single-digits here, so you gotta act fast if you wanna be in on the
goods!

Ciao, ladies!

Ruination to ALL MEN!!!

Jenny T.

"Werebat" wrote in message ...
SO...

A few days and a number of posts later, here's the fruit that this little
gem bo

A few men were curious how the ladies would react.

A few ladies and men pointed out that this was probably a troll.

One person figured out who it was.

But, interestingly enough...

* NO ONE contended that this scenario could not happen IRL.

* NO ONE ventured a guess about the outcome of such a scenario, IRL.

Here's a good outcome:

My thought on this is as follows:
Mr Rich Boy will hire a kick ass lawyer with all that money, take the so
called 'mothers' for custody, and probably not collect any child support
since any woman who would think up such a plan has to be unemployed.


This silence speaks volumes. The fact is, our legal system being what it
is, this scenario COULD WELL play itself out in the not too distant
future! A wealthy man could be kidnapped, have his semen extracted, and
shared by a small number of females to impregnate themselves with and
attatch themselves to his wallet for the next twenty years -- legally the
most that they would be charged with would be kidnapping, and I think
there was a recent case where all that happened to the women in question
(who performed oral sex on the man they KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS and
kidnapped) was that they were charged with kidnapping -- no concrete
punishments.

Would the courts award CS to the ladies? I would be inclined to think
yes, considering cases like those underaged boys who were statutorily
raped and then ordered to pay CS to their rapists because "the innocent
child shouldn't suffer for the mother's acts".

What would the ultimate outcome of a case like this be? I suspect it
might be a case of the courts cutting themselves just enough rope to
hang themselves with. Imagine Bill Gates kidnapped by a trio of women,
harvested of his semen, and then turned loose after they had impregnated
themselves. HMM!

No real discussion on this, though, because too many people already know
the answers. Absolutely insane.

I still say this would make a great premise for a book, and it might be
just the Uncle Tom's Cabin that groups like Choice for Men need to push
their agenda into the spotlight. Make the guy Black, and give him a gay
lawyer whose sexuality caused him questionably legal problems in having
access to his own kids (he was married before coming out of the closet).
You've got a winner here!

- Ron ^*^



Jenny Tavares wrote:

Hello, my name is Jenny Tavares, and I have an interesting business
proposition for you ladies out there.

My ex-boyfriend is a research engineer who makes close to $300,000 per
year. Unbeknownst to him I have been collecting samples of his semen
over the last year of our relationship, after I decided to dump his
worthless, cheating ass.

These samples were taken to a local fertility clinic for cryogenic
freeze.

This is my plan to ruin this *******. I am selling off samples of his
semen, which will be rush delivered still living to YOU. You can use
these samples to impregnate yourself with his child or children.
Samples
come with a wealth of personal information on this *******, which will
make it very easy for you to track him down when the time comes.

What do you get? Well ladies it works out to about 1/4 of his income,
or
over $70,000 per year! I have already spoken to three lawyers in his
state and they tell me that even if the courts lessen his award by half
this still means $35,000 of TAX FREE income for YOU, EVERY year!

Yes, I am now pregnant with his child -- but I invite YOU to join the
family! For an investment of only $250 (this is used to pay for
cryogenic, fertility visits, and shipping costs, as I am revenge-based,
non-profit), YOU could be in on twenty years of fool-proof, TAX FREE
income!

I want to completely ruin him but not so much that he can't continue
paying each and every one of us, so I am going to have to limit the
applicants to a select few. If you are interested in my proposal and
want to receive an application, please e-mail me directly or respond to
my post (I will contact you). I'm looking to keep this into the low
single-digits here, so you gotta act fast if you wanna be in on the
goods!

Ciao, ladies!

Ruination to ALL MEN!!!

Jenny T.

"Werebat" wrote in message ...
SO...

A few days and a number of posts later, here's the fruit that this little
gem bo

A few men were curious how the ladies would react.

A few ladies and men pointed out that this was probably a troll.

One person figured out who it was.

But, interestingly enough...

* NO ONE contended that this scenario could not happen IRL.

* NO ONE ventured a guess about the outcome of such a scenario, IRL.

Here's a good outcome:

My thought on this is as follows:
Mr Rich Boy will hire a kick ass lawyer with all that money, take the so
called 'mothers' for custody, and probably not collect any child support
since any woman who would think up such a plan has to be unemployed.


This silence speaks volumes. The fact is, our legal system being what it
is, this scenario COULD WELL play itself out in the not too distant
future! A wealthy man could be kidnapped, have his semen extracted, and
shared by a small number of females to impregnate themselves with and
attatch themselves to his wallet for the next twenty years -- legally the
most that they would be charged with would be kidnapping, and I think
there was a recent case where all that happened to the women in question
(who performed oral sex on the man they KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS and
kidnapped) was that they were charged with kidnapping -- no concrete
punishments.

Would the courts award CS to the ladies? I would be inclined to think
yes, considering cases like those underaged boys who were statutorily
raped and then ordered to pay CS to their rapists because "the innocent
child shouldn't suffer for the mother's acts".

What would the ultimate outcome of a case like this be? I suspect it
might be a case of the courts cutting themselves just enough rope to
hang themselves with. Imagine Bill Gates kidnapped by a trio of women,
harvested of his semen, and then turned loose after they had impregnated
themselves. HMM!

No real discussion on this, though, because too many people already know
the answers. Absolutely insane.

I still say this would make a great premise for a book, and it might be
just the Uncle Tom's Cabin that groups like Choice for Men need to push
their agenda into the spotlight. Make the guy Black, and give him a gay
lawyer whose sexuality caused him questionably legal problems in having
access to his own kids (he was married before coming out of the closet).
You've got a winner here!

- Ron ^*^



Jenny Tavares wrote:

Hello, my name is Jenny Tavares, and I have an interesting business
proposition for you ladies out there.

My ex-boyfriend is a research engineer who makes close to $300,000 per
year. Unbeknownst to him I have been collecting samples of his semen
over the last year of our relationship, after I decided to dump his
worthless, cheating ass.

These samples were taken to a local fertility clinic for cryogenic
freeze.

This is my plan to ruin this *******. I am selling off samples of his
semen, which will be rush delivered still living to YOU. You can use
these samples to impregnate yourself with his child or children.
Samples
come with a wealth of personal information on this *******, which will
make it very easy for you to track him down when the time comes.

What do you get? Well ladies it works out to about 1/4 of his income,
or
over $70,000 per year! I have already spoken to three lawyers in his
state and they tell me that even if the courts lessen his award by half
this still means $35,000 of TAX FREE income for YOU, EVERY year!

Yes, I am now pregnant with his child -- but I invite YOU to join the
family! For an investment of only $250 (this is used to pay for
cryogenic, fertility visits, and shipping costs, as I am revenge-based,
non-profit), YOU could be in on twenty years of fool-proof, TAX FREE
income!

I want to completely ruin him but not so much that he can't continue
paying each and every one of us, so I am going to have to limit the
applicants to a select few. If you are interested in my proposal and
want to receive an application, please e-mail me directly or respond to
my post (I will contact you). I'm looking to keep this into the low
single-digits here, so you gotta act fast if you wanna be in on the
goods!

Ciao, ladies!

Ruination to ALL MEN!!!

Jenny T.

"Mel Gamble" wrote in message
...
What makes you think that?
==
Well, since you asked.... (humor me here, Mel)
Given that Ron is such a brilliant philosphical thinker,
it's really hard to spot his trollings. Actually, he finds himself so
brilliant that he refers to his trollings as "gems" and believes they rise
to a new plane such as usenet has never experienced
(He wasn't around in the days of Cr_stal). He goes so far as to characterize
them
as sociological experiments and after he finally admits his ruse, devises
some philosophical explanation for our lack of response. (He believes that
we don't respond because we are shallow thinkers who cannot understand his
complexity and that our silence "speaks volumes.") It never occurs to him
that we are simply ignoring him because we believe he is a moron.
==
==

Mel Gamble

Jon wrote:

Troll. plonk