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OT joke: Snow days journal
OMG Kate, this is exactly what the locals are telling me!
lm On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 13:06:36 -0600, 'Kate wrote: WINTER IN NEW ENGLAND I've seen this in many forms.. nothing changes except the location. Sometimes it's New England, sometimes Upstate NY. They either move to Georgia or Florida. Still a fun read even though it's been around the 'net and back a few times. Enjoy! ---- AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them. OCT 14 Massachusetts is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountians and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. NOV 11 Dear season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to fine everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shovled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Massachusetts. DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here. DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow!!! DEC 22 More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!!! DEC 25 Merry ****ing Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow I swear I'll kill the *******. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the ****ing ice. DEC 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for three days, except for shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is????? DEC 28 The ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the white **** this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snowplow got stuck up in the road and that ******* came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the **** he pushed in the driveway, I broke my last one over his ****ing head. JAN 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in Town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that ****ing salt they put all over the roads. MAY 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in the God-forsaken Commenwealth of Massachusetts. |
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