A little bit of humor. You may have heard these ones

A man who was in the middle of a contenteous and nasty divorce is
walking along the beach when he comes across a lamp. When he rubs it, a
genie appears and says. "Before you get down to the whole business of
your wishes, I need to inform you that I'm a feminist genie, so anything
you receive, you're wife will receive double."

The man thinks about that for a moment, then says. "All right, for my
first wish, I want a billion dollars". Poof. The genie gives him one
billion and his soon to be ex two billion.

"And for my second wish, I want a brand new house since I had to sell
mine in the divorce." Poof! The man has one mansion, and his wife has two.

"All right now, you have one wish left, think carefully," the genie
tells him. The man thinks about it for a moment, then a smile comes to
his lips.

"And for my final wish, I want to be beaten half to death!"

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And then there was the story of the henpecked husband who every day of
his life was nagged by his screaming wife, who vowed that she would
dance on his grave. Low and behold, the man dies, and the woman gets on
her tap shoes only to be informed that he has requested to be buried at sea.