Angelina Jolie wants to name her twins Castor and Pollux

On Tue, 20 May 2008 23:42:39 +0000, Apple Shiloh Suri
wrote:

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/an...ames-3258.html
Published on Tue 20 May 2008
ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

There's trouble in Paradise for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose
twins are due in August. The pair should be delighted - they haven't
had to spend a penny on getting this pair (unlike some of their other
offspring), yet still they're falling out.

The Golden Couple are arguing over what to call the pair of little
smashers. Angelina is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate
and a believer in a ridiculous system of prediction where a presumably
a twelfth of the world would be able to point at their horoscope in
The Sun and squeal "That's uncanny! That's about me!"

She would like to name the children after the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy). So far, so
much hippy nonsense, but Brad isn't happy. Being a man of experience
he has been around earthy types such as Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham
(for which he deserves a medal of some kind).

No, Brad knows full well that one of these names sounds like a British
swear word and is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles, hence their
falling out.

Quite right, Brad. You wouldn't want kids in school taking the ****
out of your kids' names, would you? Just ask Zahara, Maddox and the
Spooneristic Shiloh Pitt.
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

It's hard not to laugh at that.

Hopefully he can talk her round and come up
with a lovely traditional name such as 'Bricktop Bullet-Tooth Tony
Wankaaah.'


http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/a...elina0519.html
Pitt, Jolie arguing over twins' names

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can’t agree on names for their unborn
twins.

The couple - who are expecting twins in August – are said to be
arguing over potential names because Brad doesn’t like Angelina’s
suggestions.

Gemini Angelina reportedly wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox
after the twins of her birth sign, but Brad has dismissed the
suggestion as he doesn’t want a daughter with a name “like a British
cuss word.”

Angelina confirmed she was expecting twins in an interview last week
after her Kung Fu Panda co-star Jack Black let the news slip during an
interview at the Cannes Film Festival.

Actor Dustin Hoffman later revealed the babies are due on August 19.

Angelina and Brad already have three adopted children, Maddox, 6, Pax,
4, and Zahara, 3, and a biological daughter, Shiloh, 23 months.

She should give them Hollywood names like Mel or Max.


On Thu, 22 May 2008 00:39:39 GMT, DaveJohnson12@nomail. wrote:

On Tue, 20 May 2008 23:42:39 +0000, Apple Shiloh Suri
wrote:

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/an...ames-3258.html
Published on Tue 20 May 2008
ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

There's trouble in Paradise for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose
twins are due in August. The pair should be delighted - they haven't
had to spend a penny on getting this pair (unlike some of their other
offspring), yet still they're falling out.

The Golden Couple are arguing over what to call the pair of little
smashers. Angelina is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate
and a believer in a ridiculous system of prediction where a presumably
a twelfth of the world would be able to point at their horoscope in
The Sun and squeal "That's uncanny! That's about me!"

She would like to name the children after the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy). So far, so
much hippy nonsense, but Brad isn't happy. Being a man of experience
he has been around earthy types such as Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham
(for which he deserves a medal of some kind).

No, Brad knows full well that one of these names sounds like a British
swear word and is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles, hence their
falling out.

Quite right, Brad. You wouldn't want kids in school taking the ****
out of your kids' names, would you? Just ask Zahara, Maddox and the
Spooneristic Shiloh Pitt.
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

It's hard not to laugh at that.

Hopefully he can talk her round and come up
with a lovely traditional name such as 'Bricktop Bullet-Tooth Tony
Wankaaah.'


http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/a...elina0519.html
Pitt, Jolie arguing over twins' names

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can’t agree on names for their unborn
twins.

The couple - who are expecting twins in August – are said to be
arguing over potential names because Brad doesn’t like Angelina’s
suggestions.

Gemini Angelina reportedly wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox
after the twins of her birth sign, but Brad has dismissed the
suggestion as he doesn’t want a daughter with a name “like a British
cuss word.”

Angelina confirmed she was expecting twins in an interview last week
after her Kung Fu Panda co-star Jack Black let the news slip during an
interview at the Cannes Film Festival.

Actor Dustin Hoffman later revealed the babies are due on August 19.

Angelina and Brad already have three adopted children, Maddox, 6, Pax,
4, and Zahara, 3, and a biological daughter, Shiloh, 23 months.

"Magda" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 May 2008 22:26:20 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The
Starmaker
arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:

... She should give them Hollywood names like Mel or Max.

So, everybody is sure the babies are male?


=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

I know who Castor and Pollux are.
Who are Angelina and Jolie?

Magda wrote:

=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.


Votre horloge n'est pas correcte. Vous etes d'un jour en avant. Peut
etre c'est le fuseau horaire.





--

We must change the way we live,
or the climate will do it for us.


www.ipcc.ch/

On Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:51 -0230, cloudreamer
wrote:

Magda wrote:

=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.


Votre horloge n'est pas correcte. Vous etes d'un jour en avant. Peut
etre c'est le fuseau horaire.



It certainty doesn't look better in French! I cannot even read it!! It
looks like it's missing letters there somewhere...correcte doesn't
look correcte to me. It looks incorrecte!

On Thu, 22 May 2008 20:26:09 -0400, "doomella"
wrote:


"Magda" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 21 May 2008 22:26:20 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The
Starmaker
arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:

... She should give them Hollywood names like Mel or Max.

So, everybody is sure the babies are male?


Come on -- Hollywood babies called "Mel" or "Max" would almost certainly be
female today.
Baby boys would be called Mandela, Shia or Gale.


Pretty soon they are going to be naming their children after Japanese
monsters like "Godzilla"!!!!! Mothra. King Kong.

Why don't we call him "Dracula", he'll grow up to be an Hollywood
Agent!

The Starmaker wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:51 -0230, cloudreamer
wrote:

Magda wrote:

=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

Votre horloge n'est pas correcte. Vous etes d'un jour en avant. Peut
etre c'est le fuseau horaire.



It certainty doesn't look better in French! I cannot even read it!! It
looks like it's missing letters there somewhere...correcte doesn't
look correcte to me. It looks incorrecte!



Non. Correcte n'est pas incorrecte. C'est correcte. Si on peut le
comprendre.

..

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We must change the way we live,
or the climate will do it for us.


www.ipcc.ch/

In article ,
The Starmaker wrote:

Pretty soon they are going to be naming their children after Japanese
monsters like "Godzilla"!!!!! Mothra. King Kong.

I am still recovering from reading one of those reader-contributed magazines
where the mother named her daughter Chanel and her son Armani...

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

http://chookiesbackyard.blogspot.com/

Magda wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:51 -0230, in alt.gossip.celebrities, cloudreamer
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Magda wrote:
...
... =====
... It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.
...
...
... Votre horloge n'est pas correcte. Vous etes d'un jour en avant. Peut
... etre c'est le fuseau horaire.
...
...

Mais si, c'est correct! il est 6h53 ici en ce moment!


=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.


C'est un jour avant!!!

Si vous ne le corrigez pas, les autres vont "killfile" vos messages
parce qu'ils apparaissent sur le dessus des autres. C'est plus difficile
de lire les autres messages. C'est votre choix, mais si vous voulez les
autres de lire vos messages, je pense que c'est importante de corriger
le problem.

..


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We must change the way we live,
or the climate will do it for us.

Magda wrote:
On Fri, 23 May 2008 10:59:52 -0230, in alt.gossip.celebrities, cloudreamer
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Magda wrote:
... On Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:51 -0230, in alt.gossip.celebrities, cloudreamer
... arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
...
... ... Magda wrote:
... ...
... ... =====
... ... It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.
... ...
... ...
... ... Votre horloge n'est pas correcte. Vous etes d'un jour en avant. Peut
... ... etre c'est le fuseau horaire.
... ...
... ...
...
... Mais si, c'est correct! il est 6h53 ici en ce moment!
...
...
... =====
... It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.
...
...
... C'est un jour avant!!!

Avant quoi, le Jugement Dernier?

... Si vous ne le corrigez pas, les autres vont "killfile" vos messages
... parce qu'ils apparaissent sur le dessus des autres. C'est plus difficile
... de lire les autres messages. C'est votre choix, mais si vous voulez les
... autres de lire vos messages, je pense que c'est importante de corriger
... le problem.

Je n'y peux rien si le jour commence plus tôt chez moi que chez vous, à la fin...!

Normalement, si ma date n'est pas correcte, je ne peux pas envoyer de message, ça bloque.
Il se peut que mon ISP déraille, aussi... Ce ne serait pas la première fois.


Votre l'heure est correcte maintenant. Ca n'est pas difficile, eh?


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We must change the way we live,
or the climate will do it for us.