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PLEASE - PLEASE! Let Me Adopt An EMBRYO!
Look, abortion is fine for birth control and for a woman's right to
avoid unsightly pregnancy -- big gut, stretch marks, swollen feet and legs, and saggin' tits and buttocks. But for years now, I've wanted to adopt a baby, a person -- like the anti-abortionists advocate. But I've been unable to do so. Largely because of bureaucratic red tape and logistical and medical impediments. You see, I really-really-REALLY want to adopt an embryo! Yes, preferably an embryo between two and eight weeks old. By adpting a wee microscopic little embryo, I will be fulfilling a lifelong dream, and I'll also be doing my duty to SAVE -- A HUMAN LIFE -- from being killed by an abortionist, or spontaneous in vitro termination, or from some dastardly chemicals, or from some crazed stem cell researcher! And also, also, all those seething, religionist anti-abortion folks -- who are intent upon killing doctors, nurses, and support personnel involved in the murder of embryos -- they won't have to shoot those murderers. Because every embryo saved -- not killed -- is a human life saved, right? Thank you, Jesus! Oh, wow -- If I could officially adopt an embryo, I could nurture it in a petri dish, or something, at home, and knit it little shirts and booties, and hug and cuddle it in my own little way, and, if all goes well, soon enough it might grow into a fetus and then, hopefully into a full-term BABY! Safe from harm! An embryo SAVED! A saved HUMAN BEING! Dark hair, all its fingers and toes! If it's a boy, it's name will be Tuckah, after Tucker Carlson. And if it's a girl, it'll be Ru****a, after Rush Limbaugh! So, if any of you out there know where and how I might adopt an embryo, please drop a line and I'll hop right onto saving and preserving a human life that could be destined for ... destruction ... murder! After all, the world, and especially the United States, with more than 300 million people, needs more people! Immigration just isn't sufficient. Sic semper abortionis! |
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