Chirocomedy - babies be damned

Obstetricians are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30%. See the PROOF
below.

PREGNANT WOMEN: It's EASY to allow your birth canal to OPEN the "extra" up
to 30%. See the very end of this post.


CHIROCOMEDY - BABIES BE DAMNED

"What a moron!"
--Shimon Metz DC worrying about some schlump DC advertising his services on
ebay as he (Shimon) remains silent about DC trade unions remaining silent as
the most prolific spinal manipulators - MD-obstetricians - knowingly close
birth canals up to 30% and gruesomely manipulate most babies' spines at
birth...

With birth canals senselessly closed up to 30%...

MDs are violently pushing on tiny spines (with oxytocin, Cytotec, PGE2) and
gruesomely pulling (with hands, forceps, vacuums)...

ALL spinal manipulation is gruesome with the birth canal senselessly closed
up to 30%.

Some babies DIE. Some are paralyzed. Most "only" have their necks
gruesomely wrenched...

Shimon once wrote that a "good friend" OB/GYN told him that there "actually
no 'pulling'"
with forceps, as in,

"A good friend OB/GYN has told me that even with forceps, there is actually
no "pulling" on anything...[i]t may appear that [the baby] is being
pulled...[but]...I would venture that the [baby] is subjected to more forces
after delivery than during, regardless of what it may look like. MDs, and
OBs with their liability concerns in particular, are not ham-handed
idiots..."
--Shimon Metz, DC on the Dziuba/Cronshaw censored version of chiro-list

See Lunkhead chiropractors/Ham-handed idiotic MD-obstetricians
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chiro-list/message/1286


What a moron, Shimon! LOL!

Sometimes OBs pull so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords!

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PS Here's Shimon pontificating on how advertising on ebay cheapens the
chiropractic profession:

"I'll tell you how it cheapens our profession. It looks desperate. Doctors
who are doing well in practice don't need to go dreaming up creative ways
to lure patients into the office. Parenthetically, I don't know what kind
of patient goes looking on eBay for chiropractic services when they want to
go see a chiropractor, but I do know that I wouldn't want that patient in
my office.

Come on, Jay. "if it works, what's the problem"? Just because something
"works" doesn't mean it is a good idea. It's unprofessional. "The more
people we get, the more people we can help."? Oh, you mean, 'By any means
necessary'?

Do you really not see how this just looks cheesy, Jay?

END Shimon Metz, DC pontificating...

EARTH TO SHIMON!

Yeah, I agree - advertising on ebay looks unprofessional..."cheesy"...

But the MDs' "cheesy" routine closure of birth canals is getting passed off
as "professional"!!!

And don't forget that fraudulent MD vaccination promotion trick -
"Exclusion Day" - that's "professional" too - even though it endangers some
vaccinated persons!

Western States Chiropractic College vaccination cheerleader Mitch Haas, DC
is behaving VERY "professionally" as he remains silent about the obviously
fraudulent MD vaccination promotion trick. (!)

See Get flu, get spine adjusted? (also: college vaccination fraud)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2463

Hey, did you guys see where Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary now has
a definition of "vertebral subluxation." (?)

See Dorland's: Preventing VS by educating OBs (also: New defn of chiro in
Dorland's)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2318


I myself will stop pontificating now - at least in this post. : )

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PS1 OK, since people are still reading, a LITTLE more pontification...

"Shimon Metz, DC" wrote:Ugh. I
think a telling sign is the fact that there are
2 days left on this seven day listing and so far no
bidders. What a moron!

Shimon Metz DC


Now, see, if the bid had gone high enough, ebay chiros would have sprouted
like mushrooms overnight!

PS2 I can't close without my usual public service
announcement/pontification...

PROOF that OBs are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30%...

According to the Merck Manual:

"When shoulder dystocia occurs...the mother's thighs are hyperflexed to
increase the diameter of the pelvic outlet..."
http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanu...er253/253g.jsp

WHY are OBs and CNMwives (nurse midwives) waiting until the
head is
out and shoulders get stuck before giving the baby maximum pelvic outlet
diameter?

WHY are we letting OBs and CNMwives force babies' heads through birth canals
senselessly closed up to 30%?

OBs and CNMwives are SLICING vaginas (euphemism "routine episiotomy") -
surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring everything possible is being done to OPEN
birth canals - even as they CLOSE birth canals - up to 30%!

See Criminal medical CAM at Hawai'i's John A Burns School of
Medicine
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2256

PREGNANT WOMEN: It is EASY for you to allow your birth canal to OPEN the
"extra" up
to 30%.
Just roll onto your side as you push your baby out - or deliver on
hands-and-knees, kneeling, standing, squatting, etc.

BEWARE though: Some MDs and MBs will let you "try" "alternative"
delivery positions but will move you back to dorsal or semisitting (close
your birth canal!) as you push your baby out!

Talk to your MD or MB about this TODAY. (For further details see the
"Criminal medical CAM" URL above.)

MDs/MBs: If you must push or pull - and sometimes you must - first get the
woman off her sacrum - off her back/butt.

Thanks for reading everyone.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo



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