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Old January 19th 07, 01:12 PM posted to misc.kids
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Irish viagra
Subject: : Irish Viagra...
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help
in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she said.
"He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor.
"Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
week to let me know how things went". It wasn't a week later that she
called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just
terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I
did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good"?
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here,
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"


 




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