Steve Rhodes
March 28th 05, 03:40 AM
BEAUTY SHOP
A film review by Steve Rhodes
Copyright 2005 Steve Rhodes
RATING (0 TO ****): **
No matter how many jokes about big booties BEAUTY SHOP tosses at us, it's
nothing more than BARBER SHOP LITE.
As the story starts, Gina Norris (Queen Latifah) is the best stylist in a
very upscale cuttery run by the flamboyant Jorge Christophe. With long
curly hair and a really cheesy accent, Kevin Bacon chews up the scenery as
Jorge, who -- surprise -- might not really be Austrian after all. Treating
his employees like slaves, he faces a revolt when Gina dumps him to form her
own salon.
Although she struggles to find a loan and to keep her dilapidated place in
running order, Gina never wants for customers. Profits, however, seem to
elude her. The by-the-numbers script has Jorge losing of all of his best
customers to Gina and her gals -- plus one gorgeous guy, who acts gay so we
know he isn't. Although Jorge cheats, he still has trouble winning in their
big cross-town competition. But the whole point of the picture is the
banter inside Gina's shop, not the rivalry.
The women joke about everything. Typical of these discussions is one about
how much they hate men who cry, with one of them remarking, "I only got room
for one crying man in my house, and he better be wearing diapers." This
stylist is pregnant with lots of kids at home from various boyfriends, so
the joke about her is that her house has a "revolving door."
Our audience ate up this movie. Their favorite scene was the dance by
Alicia Silverstone, who plays the token white girl who has trouble fitting
in. Shaking all parts of her anatomy, she concocts a dance that is in equal
measures humorous and sexual.
I'm sure I'll have to sit through a BEAUTY SHOP 2 quicker than you can say
"perm," as in permanent money machine for this obviously lucrative
franchise.
BEAUTY SHOP runs 1:45. It is rated PG-13 for "sexual material, language and
brief drug references" and would be acceptable for teenagers.
The film opens nationwide in the United States on Wednesday, March 30, 2005.
In the Silicon Valley, it will be showing at the AMC and the Century
theaters.
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A film review by Steve Rhodes
Copyright 2005 Steve Rhodes
RATING (0 TO ****): **
No matter how many jokes about big booties BEAUTY SHOP tosses at us, it's
nothing more than BARBER SHOP LITE.
As the story starts, Gina Norris (Queen Latifah) is the best stylist in a
very upscale cuttery run by the flamboyant Jorge Christophe. With long
curly hair and a really cheesy accent, Kevin Bacon chews up the scenery as
Jorge, who -- surprise -- might not really be Austrian after all. Treating
his employees like slaves, he faces a revolt when Gina dumps him to form her
own salon.
Although she struggles to find a loan and to keep her dilapidated place in
running order, Gina never wants for customers. Profits, however, seem to
elude her. The by-the-numbers script has Jorge losing of all of his best
customers to Gina and her gals -- plus one gorgeous guy, who acts gay so we
know he isn't. Although Jorge cheats, he still has trouble winning in their
big cross-town competition. But the whole point of the picture is the
banter inside Gina's shop, not the rivalry.
The women joke about everything. Typical of these discussions is one about
how much they hate men who cry, with one of them remarking, "I only got room
for one crying man in my house, and he better be wearing diapers." This
stylist is pregnant with lots of kids at home from various boyfriends, so
the joke about her is that her house has a "revolving door."
Our audience ate up this movie. Their favorite scene was the dance by
Alicia Silverstone, who plays the token white girl who has trouble fitting
in. Shaking all parts of her anatomy, she concocts a dance that is in equal
measures humorous and sexual.
I'm sure I'll have to sit through a BEAUTY SHOP 2 quicker than you can say
"perm," as in permanent money machine for this obviously lucrative
franchise.
BEAUTY SHOP runs 1:45. It is rated PG-13 for "sexual material, language and
brief drug references" and would be acceptable for teenagers.
The film opens nationwide in the United States on Wednesday, March 30, 2005.
In the Silicon Valley, it will be showing at the AMC and the Century
theaters.
Web: http://www.InternetReviews.com
Email:
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